Sure, there are a lot of people out there who make the height requirements for roller-coasters and don't need to roll up the legs of their trousers for them to fit. But let's face it, there's also a large number of girls out there who don't need to have endless legs and modelling-stats to be your ideal, no matter how tall you might be.
Date a shorter woman, because no matter who you are, you will fit together like with nobody else. She can lay her head against your chest and hear your heartbeat, which, she knows, at that moment, is all hers. You can rest your arm on her shoulder comfortably, and hold her as close to you as possible when you're in public, without having to worry about BO and such problems, because her nose is safely away from you.
Date a shorter woman because you can take her out, and she won't feel bad about wearing her gorgeous shoes with the impossible heels. She'll love heels of all kinds, and will love you more for buying her more, which solves all your gifting woes.
Don't be worried about all the effort you'll need to put in to date a shorter woman, with regards bending and accommodating lack of vertical endowment. You have an entire world of staircases, ladders, balcony parapets, table-tops and counter-tops to explore... Don't forget the allure of kissing a girl you can easily lift up to meet you, allowing her to hold you around your neck and cling on. Just think about how much you mean to her, as she walks with you, relying on your higher vantage point in crowds, your capacity to ward off unwanted elements... Date a girl who is not vertically blessed because she'll look up at you when she talks to you, and there's very few things as touching and heart-melting as someone you love looking up at you the way she will. And you can gaze into her eyes and feel like you're looking deep into her soul... Because it's like looking deep into twin depths that exist just for you.
Date a girl who is short, because you'll never walk with your nose in the air, and you'll learn to appreciate the small things in life. She'll love being engulfed in your arms because they'll make her feel like she's in a particularly warm and comfortable quilt. You'll make people smile, wherever you go, because the contrast between your heights will be clear and endearing. You'll always look cute in photos, apart from a little effort to get in the same frame.
And the best part is that you'll never take each other for granted because of all the effort of stretching and bending to hug and kiss and cuddle. You'll keep her grounded, and she'll help you reach for the stars. Date a short girl because they're often the most kick-ass people out there, because they want to make sure you don't overlook them...
So don't exclude a wonderful woman from your list just because she's not got long, endless legs... She'll have so much more to make up for it, you'll wonder what the attraction of the long legs really is...
Date a shorter woman, because no matter who you are, you will fit together like with nobody else. She can lay her head against your chest and hear your heartbeat, which, she knows, at that moment, is all hers. You can rest your arm on her shoulder comfortably, and hold her as close to you as possible when you're in public, without having to worry about BO and such problems, because her nose is safely away from you.
Date a shorter woman because you can take her out, and she won't feel bad about wearing her gorgeous shoes with the impossible heels. She'll love heels of all kinds, and will love you more for buying her more, which solves all your gifting woes.
Don't be worried about all the effort you'll need to put in to date a shorter woman, with regards bending and accommodating lack of vertical endowment. You have an entire world of staircases, ladders, balcony parapets, table-tops and counter-tops to explore... Don't forget the allure of kissing a girl you can easily lift up to meet you, allowing her to hold you around your neck and cling on. Just think about how much you mean to her, as she walks with you, relying on your higher vantage point in crowds, your capacity to ward off unwanted elements... Date a girl who is not vertically blessed because she'll look up at you when she talks to you, and there's very few things as touching and heart-melting as someone you love looking up at you the way she will. And you can gaze into her eyes and feel like you're looking deep into her soul... Because it's like looking deep into twin depths that exist just for you.
Date a girl who is short, because you'll never walk with your nose in the air, and you'll learn to appreciate the small things in life. She'll love being engulfed in your arms because they'll make her feel like she's in a particularly warm and comfortable quilt. You'll make people smile, wherever you go, because the contrast between your heights will be clear and endearing. You'll always look cute in photos, apart from a little effort to get in the same frame.
And the best part is that you'll never take each other for granted because of all the effort of stretching and bending to hug and kiss and cuddle. You'll keep her grounded, and she'll help you reach for the stars. Date a short girl because they're often the most kick-ass people out there, because they want to make sure you don't overlook them...
So don't exclude a wonderful woman from your list just because she's not got long, endless legs... She'll have so much more to make up for it, you'll wonder what the attraction of the long legs really is...
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